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DO NOT back your girlfriend up against the wall of a building and pimp slap her while yelling at her about not giving a fuck if you go to jail. I WILL CALL THE COPS AND MAKE SURE THAT YOUR ASS LANDS IN THE AFOREMENTIONED JAIL. Damn, 90 second response time from the FWPD...nice work!
