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And they are huge.
Boe has a 38 inch waist, damn him (I have, by contrast, what looks to me like a 38 inch thigh). Without the drawstring waist pulled tight, Boe's braies have a 56 inch waist. You should have seen his eyes widen when I unfolded them and held them up for his inspection. It was classic comedy all the way, and a little bit of panic in his voice when he asked how they were going to stay up, and did I really think he was that big in the waist?
No, said I, I just thought the naughty bits needed as much room as possible.
So now, I am going to cut out his shirt. I won't have a chance to sew it tonight, since I ran out of white thread, but I can always pick some up at Wally World in the AM.
Boe has a 38 inch waist, damn him (I have, by contrast, what looks to me like a 38 inch thigh). Without the drawstring waist pulled tight, Boe's braies have a 56 inch waist. You should have seen his eyes widen when I unfolded them and held them up for his inspection. It was classic comedy all the way, and a little bit of panic in his voice when he asked how they were going to stay up, and did I really think he was that big in the waist?
No, said I, I just thought the naughty bits needed as much room as possible.
So now, I am going to cut out his shirt. I won't have a chance to sew it tonight, since I ran out of white thread, but I can always pick some up at Wally World in the AM.
